Johnny tears up a chain letter and promptly has a baseball break through his window, is banned from the gym; his minicycle is destroyed by a meteor; he’s hit in the head by another baseball, hit by lightning; driven over by three red-fezzed drivers in minicars, a clown on a pogostick, the same three minicars, a large gymnast, the minicars again; and finally stepped on by an elephant.
Suzie: “Having a bad day, Johnny?”
Johnny: “Don’t get near me kid, I’ve got some seriously twisted mojo goin’ on.” [00:03:00]
Later, in silhouette, the minicars drive over entertainer Dionne Warwick.

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